There Are Worse Things...

I must say there are worse things than going to medical school on a tropical island, especially being from Montreal, where winter sucks much worse than for most major cities out there (see picture). We have actually been spoiled here with the weather this year as the temperature has hovered around 10C until just recently. Thats above freezing until the middle of December! Totally unheard of. But of course, winter had to rear its ugly head and ruin it for everyone, dumping a good foot of snow on us in a period of about 4 hours. Good times. I was actually really frustrated while driving during this particularly shitty storm, but one little thought put a smile right back on my face. It was when I thought of picture number 2 of this post, which I had seen a few days before. It is a picture of Batibou beach, which is where much of Pirates of the Caribbean 2 was filmed. I just pictured all the snow and slush and the crappy gray sky turning into crystal blue waters and sunshine, and all was well. Sure I'll be studying for most of the day and living in the 3rd world won't be a picnic, but at least I won't be freezing my ass off in 2 feet of snow during my free time. Oh hell no. I'll be drinking rum out of a fucking coconut on the beach. This beach RIGHT here.

Getting to Dominica...

Who knew that the hardest part about med school would be GETTING to the damn campus? SO much needs to get done, none of which is made any easier by the TWO airlines that go down there. See, I have dog that needs to get down there and apparently the planes are so tiny that he is literally too big to get on or he might (and this is a direct quote from the airline) "un-balance the whole airplane". The dog is 120 lbs people... thats what my girlfriend weighs. Are you telling me SHE can't come either because SHE's going to throw the balance of the plane off? What about me? I weigh like 220 lbs.. My plane is gonna be fucked!

In the end, I have to send him through a shipping company the day after I leave so that I can pick him up once he arrives. Now the really fun and expensive part is getting him an import permit from the vet in Dominica. I have to get ALL his shots boosted, a rabies titer even though he has a recent rabies vaccine, fecal tests, a physical, heart-worm tests + meds... All in all, it is actually costing me more to make sure HE is healthy than getting all my medical stuff taken care of!

THEN we need to talk about the weight restrictions on my luggage. The airline that I am taking down limits my baggage weight to 70 lbs, with no bag weighing more than 50 lbs. There is no paying extra to get more down, no exceptions. So now I have to figure out what I'm going to need the most on the island before I know much about it and decide what makes the cut and what doesn't. Its actually tougher than you would think! Should I save more space for food? Take less clothing down, and replace that with books? Bring my PS3? Have anything shipped down at HUGE personal cost? (Let's all remember I'm on loans for med school, I'd rather owe as little as possible after this...) Not to mention the book situation. I've been getting advice from everywhere as to what books I should/should not get and sometimes the advice is the complete opposite of what I had been hearing previously... Now I really don't want to get everything they "recommend" on the book list as that would cost me a fortune, not to mention way too much bag space... But now I'm also stuck trying to figure out how to optimize my book list. Meh.. if worse comes to worst, I guess I can just buy this stuff at a premium on the island!

Woo! Leaving December 28th by the way! See you in the Caribbean.

Vaccinations

This sort of relates to my post about listening to celebs when it comes to pretty much anything. They are generally used by partisans of one side or another of a debate to lend credibility to their side. Wow, Jim Carrey thinks they are right! They MUST be!

Right now we are being put in danger by misinformed celebrities and other public figures who are influencing families into not getting their children vaccinated against common childhood diseases.

Are you kidding me? What do comedians and playboy playmates know about ANYTHING, let alone how you should protect yourself from disease?

Vaccines have been blamed for everything from autism to diabetes. Well, the ingredient believed to cause autism has been removed from most childhood vaccines, yet the rates of autism continue to climb, and diabetes has been attributed to the growing obesity of the population, NOT being vaccinated against the measles.

They think that since the diseases in question are now quite rare that it is ok to stop vaccinating, but this silly fallacy in logic would result in a new spread of disease. This creates pockets of population that are completely susceptible to infection where the pathogens can spread unchecked.

This is a complete joke and the insane propagation of complete misinformation by people who are in no position to teach the public about health matters must stop. I'm all for debate on uncertain issues and for the public to hear all sides of said debate, but when celebs use their popularity to influence others into decisions, I am disgusted. This is especially true when they are merely flouting their opinions based on poor logic around and want us to treat it as gospel.

For more information, this article is well written on the subject.

Accepted

I had my medical school interview a while back and recently got word that I have been accepted to Ross University in Dominica. Wooooo!

This is a happy time for me because this has been the dream for quite a number of years. I know it isn't Harvard or even a Canadian or American school, but it's the opportunity offered to me so I will make the best of it!

You see, as I previously posted, University was an up and down experience that taught me a lot, however my academic record didn't show that the whole time. With the extremely limited number of medical school spots here in Canada, unfortunately there are many, many applicants ahead of me who have perfect academic records that will get considered first. It doesn't matter if I turn out to be much better suited for medicine or how good my MCAT or my GPA for the last two years was, they get the spot and I don't.

So now, it's up to me to get my shit together and make the best of what is offered. In the end, with Ross, I will be an MD, and if I work hard enough I'll get the residency spot I want and can practice anywhere in the USA or Canada. In the end the goal is the same and I will get there regardless.

Is he a FUCKING expert??

I don't get why people ever, EVER listen to celebrities about anything at all. I mean seriously... These people get their points of view from doing "research" for movies and TV shows. I'm sure many know about the Tom Cruise rant against psychology/psychiatry. His arguments all stem from the fact that he "knows the history of psychiatry" and that we don't. C'mon Tom...

Another gem from hollywood that I love is a clip from Backstreet Boy Nick Carter's show where he tells the world why he believes that brushing his teeth is bad. Actually, what he goes on to say is that since animals don't brush their teeth, why should he? So, in light of that brilliant observation that no doctor, dentist, nurse or dental hygienist has EVER come up with (probably because it is completely ridiculous) he declares that he only brushes his teeth every few days. Are you kidding me? I'm sure that a bunch of little fan girls then decided his wisdom was well founded and that they should heed the advice of the mighty BSB. Had he ever thought of looking at a dogs' teeth to see what happens when animals don't brush? My dogs' breath stinks. AND his teeth are yellow around the edges. Like real yellow. And the only reason they aren't worse is that he is constantly chewing on bones and the like which actually acts as a toothbrush. Not to mention animal physiology is just a little different than that of a human, and that they have probably evolved mechanisms to cope with tooth decay that we never did, or no longer have. Maybe because my pets all lick their own asses I should forget about toilet paper and save some trees by licking mine. OR maybe I could go all out and start drinking from puddles too. Oh wait... that would mean that I was ignoring the fact that dogs have stomach acid which is much lower in pH than our own, as well as much shorter digestive tracts which help them deal with pathogenic bacteria in the nasty, nasty crap they eat and drink. Shit. Back to the drawing board.

Seriously, moral of the story here, just because someone makes a million dollars a week doesn't mean they have the right answer for anything at all. Don't listen to Tom and Nick. Open a book or google it for god's sake.

Other things...

I've been reading this blog written by a South African surgeon. It is well written and he goes into really great detail about entertaining cases that keep you hooked. Its neat to see M.D. perspectives from completely different cultures than my own. It hit me as stories from a typical american hospital, but with odd twists every once in a while that made me think "wait that can't happen here". One example of this came in a story where he treated a woman who was attacked by a hippo. He describes entering a room and being confronted with a bloody mess at which point he notices the patient is severely overweight. He proceeds with the ever so tactful and politically correct comment (in front of the patient AND staff) that went something like this:

"If the hippo is hurt this bad, I don't even want to SEE my patient!"

Ouch.

On a much more serious note, one other post that hit me was this one, where he describes the emotions felt while telling a mother that her child had been killed by a drunk driver. Something I'd hate to have to do, but in all likelihood will if I pursue this career. I actively search for posts that deal with this situation, not out of morbid curiosity, but to see how people do it. I can't imagine having to tell a mother her baby died at birth or a husband that his wife died in surgery.

How to do well on the MCAT

The dreaded MCAT.

Seriously though, it's not that bad. When I was researching study tips and such for the MCAT, I always came across sites telling me to either "study real hard" or to spend a ridiculous amount of money taking an MCAT course, like Kaplan. There were no other ways to do well on the MCAT... Either take a few months off to study 24/7 or take a course.

Total Bullshit.

I didn't take any time off at ALL to study, and the whole process, from registration, to studying to test writing took about a month and a half.

My first step was to buy a study guide. I wanted to know what the high yield material on the test would be so I could improve my chances of doing well. I got a Kaplan book (cost me something like 130$ CND) and it included access to online tests, review material on all subjects covered by the test and random tips and tricks to organize yourself, for timing questions etc.

I started with my WORST subject (Physics... ugh) so as not to discourage myself near the end of my studying. I took about 1 week per science subject, doing all the reading from the book and review questions after each chapter. I'd occasionally take breaks and practice the written part of the MCAT and do verbal questions. Once my review was done (and it IS review because these courses are generally pre-reqs for medical school admission, so you should have already done this stuff) I started on practice tests (this was about a week and a half before the real test). I started by just doing a section at a time to work on the pace. Trust me, this is key! Many people don't practice under time constraints and all of a sudden find themselves half way through a section and out of time on the REAL test. Not a good feeling I'm sure. TIME YOURSELF FROM THE BEGINNING!!!

So, once I had managed to complete a 70 minute section or two for each subject (don't worry too much if these don't go well right away, my first ones sucked), reviewed mistakes, researched them and understood where I went wrong, I moved on to full length, timed tests (I wrote official AAMC ones). I did two of these, a few days before the real exam. Both times were long and painful processes, but I'm glad I did it as it prepared me mentally for the real MCAT and taught me what to expect.

The night before I reviewed NOTHING. I actually ordered chicken wings, had a beer and watched a couple of funny movies (I fully credit Will Ferrell and Step Brothers for my strong MCAT score). The day of the exam, I got to the test center nice and early, again did no review as it would just stress me out, and listened to my iPod. I smiled to myself as the other test-takers with panicked looks on their faces read and re-read their notes as fast as they could. I was the first allowed into the room, where the Prometric people took my thumbprint and a digital picture of me, gave me a few pencils sent me on my way to begin writing.

My advice would be to relax, study smart (forget about the nitty gritty details, you won't be asked anyways) and don't worry too much if you are a bit hazy on some minor aspect of the science stuff. I had a lot of trouble with certain aspects of electrostatics, and there wasn't even a single question about that on my test. The MCAT test makers WANT you to freak out. The more you panic, the more easy questions you'll miss and the lower your score. The test is designed to rate your ability to not only think critically and solve problems, but also to keep a cool head and manage your time in a stressful situation which this test most definitely is.

Good luck!